Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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