- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

women's rights

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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