ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

who just made fun of katie matt

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Hitler

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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