what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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AROUND

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Goat balls.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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im jewish

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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I won the game.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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penis

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