Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Haha pizza

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Anti Joke

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