- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

women's lacrosse.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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