roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Well, this is fun.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A ginger rapping.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

noodles

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Guess what? Chicken butt

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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