What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Women's rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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