- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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I Love Hitler.

who just made fun of katie matt

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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