I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Oliver's friends

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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God.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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