"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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1+1= 69

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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69

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Women rights.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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