what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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