A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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