What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

black people. that is all...

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What is Jason? Black.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

A man sat down Then he stood up

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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