You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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