What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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