Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

God.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

who just made fun of katie matt

What is a dog? Bark

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

The WNBA.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

apple pie.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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