- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

A baby seal walks in to a club

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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