Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I hate you.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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