Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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