What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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William Raines.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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France never surrender.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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