A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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