A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

No.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

a man walked into a bar and said ow

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Rick Perry.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

knock knock go away

A black succeeds

blubber vaginass CC

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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