What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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9/11

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What what In the butt

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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women's rights

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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