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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What's 1+1? 4.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Guess what? SHADAP

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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