An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

johann grayson being liked

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a horse walks into a barn

kennah campion... being nice

A scottish man having fun

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A joke

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

George W. Bush

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

ekoj

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

The jets are a good team..

Three men walked into a metal pole

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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