What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A homeless person dies.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

9:11 make a wish

womans rights

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

johann grayson being liked

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Punchline.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

beiber i straight

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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