thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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