Fruitcake

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

knock knock you may come in

Women's rights

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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