- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

I won the game.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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