What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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i am predestal

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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jokes r dumb

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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