Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

SPAMS!!!

throbbing slobber

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Haha pizza

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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