- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Justin Littleton getting laid.

i am predestal

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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