roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

The government makes a good decision

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

drugs.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Women rights..

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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