When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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