- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Dear John,

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

but there is a road to the super market

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Women Drivers.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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