- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Niko isnt a mexican douche

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Shit.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Baseball

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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