Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

The geese of Growmore

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

fart

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Women's Golf

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Obamacare!

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Brett Farve

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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