- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

minorities

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Dead babies.

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