What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

. Deez nuts Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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