- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

God is religiously proven to be real

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