What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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jokes r dumb

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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SAY

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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