- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

The WNBA

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Golf.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Haha pizza

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Women rights.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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