What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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i like potatoes

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