potato

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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i heart wiener

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Where else? The junk yard

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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