What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

. Deez nuts Ok

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

you are gay

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

want to go home? yea

Bing

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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