- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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