to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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This is not a joke.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Water, please.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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