Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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