- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Go away!

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

why did the chicken cross the road.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Dead babies.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

you wanna hear a joke? no

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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