Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Canada

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What does a man like. food.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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lol

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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