- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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