- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Hey Caleb.

A scottish man having fun

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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