why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Slavery lol

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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