A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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