You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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