what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

I love boobs

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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