Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Itookasipasoda

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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