Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Popsicles

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Penis.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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