- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

The Bible

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Guess what? SHADAP

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Penis.

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