- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

A hayride would be fun.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Ben is gay

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

The joke below me is retarded

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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