What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Popsicles

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Anti Joke

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