- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

The Mets win the World Series

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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