Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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