Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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