What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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BUT HWY?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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i have cancer

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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thumbs up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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