You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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