what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Poop.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Anti Joke

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