- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

The joke below me is retarded

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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