- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Hey, you have small hands.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

my names jim haha

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Netball.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

a man walks into a bar and dies

Diana and victoria

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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