What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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