How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Diana and victoria

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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