A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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