why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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