If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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2+2= 478

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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i like pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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