Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Politics.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Anti Joke

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