Why? Because racecar.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

My mom touched my wiener : \

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

A black man without problems.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

I love you very much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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