I'm funny.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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