What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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