Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Animal

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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