A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Yo Mamma

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Politics.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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One time i was sitting down

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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