how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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You're on fire.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Animal

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Womens Basketball.

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