Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Yo Mamma

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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