- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

i like pie

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

My mom touched my wiener : \

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

so a baby seal walks into a club...

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Whats 9 + 10 19

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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