What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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