A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Hey, you have small hands.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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my names jim haha

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Netball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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