- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me is retarded

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

I can see you under there. Under what?

My wife has terminal cancer.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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