Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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hi im paul!

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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