A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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womens sports...

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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