Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Sarah Palin

My wife has terminal cancer.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

A black guy gets arrested...

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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