How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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The economy.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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