Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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