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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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