So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Your momma's so fat...

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Chikin nuggets

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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