Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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123457

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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acuna

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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