A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Womens rights

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