Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Anti Joke

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