I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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anti-joke teehee

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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your mom

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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