why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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