what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Dick Chaney

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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thumbs up!

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Sarah Palin

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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