What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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