Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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I went to the store and I fell

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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