Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Kony 2012

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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your going to die

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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