Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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