- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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