I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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FIRE!!

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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