Kony 2012

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Good to see you today!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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acuna

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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hrih

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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