I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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