Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Swag.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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