What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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hrih

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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