Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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