Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

A fat man on a moped

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

2+2= 478

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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