What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Arrow to the Knee

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Chikin nuggets

thumb_up thumb_down +25

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

thumb_up thumb_down +7

69.9

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

thumb_up thumb_down -19

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops