What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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You.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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your going to die

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Anti Joke

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