Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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69.9

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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