How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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equality for women

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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