- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Runescape.

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

I'm funny.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

You.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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