A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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who farted i did :]

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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