What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Hi

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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