why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Anti Joke

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