What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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girls basketball

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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96

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Yee

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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