Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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A fat man on a moped

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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