Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Religion

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Anti Joke

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