- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

America Votes

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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